My Fiction – Holiday Parody, Part 1

It turns out trying to write holiday parody songs is a lot harder than I thought. Maybe I should try to write holiday poetry instead.

“Twelve Days of Christmas”

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve merry mutants
Eleven crazy crossovers
Ten rings of power
Nine realms of Asgard
Eight demigods fightin’
Seven spiders spinnin’
Six sinister villains
Five cosmic gems!
Fourth walls busted
Three movie phases
Too many spider clones
And a cameo from Stan Lee!

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